About the role
🚨💥 ATTENTION, CHAOS GREMLINS, TOKEN-BOARD TYCOONS & ABA WIZARDS!!! 💥🚨
👽🛸 THE SUPREME ABA BOSS BATTLE HAS ARRIVED IN OSSINING, NY! 🛸👽
🔥 NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / BEHAVIORAL GLADIATOR (BT/RBT) 🔥
📍 Ossining, NY 10562 | Westchester County
💰 ABSOLUTELY WILD PAY
🕒 25 HOURS/WEEK
🌇 AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS ONLY
Have you ever watched a 9-year-old negotiate putting away ONE pencil like they're closing a billion-dollar business deal and thought, "Fascinating. Let's consult the behavior plan." 🤓📊
DO YOU POSSESS THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT, THE OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS OF AN FBI AGENT, AND THE ABILITY TO STAY PROFESSIONAL WHEN THE PLOT TWISTS HARDER THAN A NETFLIX FINALE?! 🕵️♂️⚡
THEN YOU MAY BE OUR CHOSEN ONE. 🫡👑
🧠 THE MISSION: We're seeking an exceptional BT/RBT for a 1:1 in-home case with a verbal 9-year-old boy with moderate functioning challenges and significant behavioral support needs.
Your quest includes: 📊 Collecting data like a clinical detective. 🎯 Implementing behavior plans like a certified wizard. 🧘 Staying calm when the session unlocks its bonus boss level. 🏡 Helping a child build meaningful skills through individualized support.
💥 WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN THIS BEAUTIFULLY UNHINGED ADVENTURE:
💸 BIG PAY ENERGY: Exceptionally high hourly compensation. Your budgeting spreadsheet may need a moment.
🌙 MORNINGS ARE YOURS: Sleep in. Become one with your couch. Stare into the void. Sessions are after school, 25 hours per week.
🇪🇸 SPANISH-SPEAKING SUPERPOWERS: Bilingual candidates are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED to apply!
🧠 CLINICAL SKILLS REQUIRED: Bring your ABA knowledge, compassion, professionalism, data-collection skills, and ability to follow the treatment plan. We need a skilled human, not a raccoon with a clipboard. 🦝📋
🚨 STOP SCROLLING. THE TOKEN BOARD HAS SUMMONED YOU. 🚨
📲 SLIDE INTO OUR DMs (PROFESSIONALLY) with: 📄 Your resume 🗓️ Your availability 💰 Your hourly pay expectation
📍 REFERENCE: THE 25-HOUR OSSINING MASTER MIND CASE
May your data be accurate, your reinforcement effective, and your session notes never be forgotten.
OSSINING IS CALLING. ANSWER THE CHAOS. 💥🧠💙