About the role
🚨 💥 UNHINGED BEHAVIOR TECH ENERGY WANTED ASAP!! 💥 🚨
🔥 NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) 🔥
📍 East Meadow, NY 11554 (Nassau County)
💰 CRAZY GOOD TOP-TIER PAY | 15 Hours/Week | Mon–Thu 4pm–7pm
Are you a little weird? Do you actively enjoy chaos? If a 9-year-old child stares you dead in the eyes, channels a high-powered Wall Street corporate lawyer, and refuses to do math, do you find it deeply funny instead of stressful? PERFECT. YOU ARE OUR CHOSEN ONE. 🧘♂️👽✨
We are hunting for a beautiful clinical anomaly—a reliable rockstar for a 1-on-1, in-home case with a 9-year-old verbal boy (moderate functioning, severe behaviors). If your ideal afternoon involves cracking behavioral codes and matching wits with a tiny genius who has zero chill, step into our office. 🎯🧩
💥 WHY THIS CASE IS A WHOLE MOOD:
- 💰 Obscene Pay: Rates so good your wallet will start dancing.
- 🕒 The Elite "Anti-Social" Schedule: Mon–Thu, 4:00 PM – 7:00 PM. Fridays and weekends are 100% dead to us. Go hibernate, party, or stare at a wall for 3 days straight! 🍟🎉
- 🗣️ Language: English case (fluency in sarcasm is a plus).
- 🧠 Vibe Check: You must be okay with high energy, extreme persistence, and collecting data like a mad scientist. 📊🕵️♂️
🚨 APPLY BEFORE THE COMPETING COMPANIES CRY!
📲 Do not walk—RUN to our DMs right now with your Resume, Availability, and Hourly Pay Expectation. Mention the 15-Hour East Meadow Chaos Case. Let’s make things weird and awesome! 🤝💙